A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
"Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
"Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit?
They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy.........................................................................................................
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.......... and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
Two atoms are talking:
"Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
"Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, "Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?"And the other one says, "Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"