How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
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[joke #39]
A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his bosshow excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to bethe one chosen to run them. His boss turned him down."But why?" protested the hapless young man."Son," replied his boss, "Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers."
[joke #44]
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up tothe bar and announced, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."