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A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of hisriders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are namedPatty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on.At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took offhis shoes, and picked at his bunions.When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new thatday. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks hisbunions on a Sesame Street bus."
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What did the sky say to the women?



I can see down yo shirt!!

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?
He wanted a Czech mate.
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a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect
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Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
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Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?
Can't they just get taller women?
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What do real men do to please their women?

Real men don't care.
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