A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of hisriders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are namedPatty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on.At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took offhis shoes, and picked at his bunions.When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new thatday. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks hisbunions on a Sesame Street bus."

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?
He wanted a Czech mate.

Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?
Can't they just get taller women?