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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?
A wet one.
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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?
Coagulations!
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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?
Is that you coffin?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What does a vampire with a weight problem drink?

Blood light
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If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
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