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Why did the traffic light turn red?
Because it saw the other one changing!
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Before the days when dogs were used to sniff out drugs at airports,many different animals were tried, including chickens, due to theirsuperior sense of smell. Things went awry, however, when the Sergeant incharge of the Poultry Unit was arrested for drug trafficking. At hisarraignment, the Press was scandalized when he pled guilty, but heremained indignant. "What did you expect? I ran a fowl of the law!"
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In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the trafficconditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named afterthe man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem isnotorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.
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