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Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don'tserve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out.The second ruffs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders."Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says."Yeah," the string says."Aren't you a string?" the bartender says."I'm a frayed knot," the string replies.
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Two strings walk into a bar. As they step up the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The first string replies "Hey, I'll have a beer."

The bartender turns to the second string and asks, "How about you?"

To this the second string says, "Yeah, I'll have a beer too000LED Technologies Inc. V1.01         } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br %&'()456789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz aq"2B#3Rbr$4%&'()56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz "X    ? ( 5m+BT=?G-:嶟am>}ܑq4Q.TQ`xs ?~9 ] ڿ ? ^ 殀m  U@xw ?~:?j Wg > xs @<9cT6kz՗0xccD0FŤL*#(kM[ 7 AyNϵM.gپϟIy C[> z8{?no&ㄚkRƟjO#Jmcawg! (P** k%z汯n^kzurK2[Gq}<%<# 4e =J 1~7md狼Qn[=մY.(^K{ {TXcRp H i5u m.MSOwMoK6."

At this point the first string turns to the bartender and says, "You'll have to excuse my friend. He isn't null terminated."
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