When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?
When he's red-handed.
Jokes tagged red
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Why did the stoplight turn red?
You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.
You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.