Jokes tagged red

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?
When he's red-handed.
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tags: red
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the stoplight turn red?
You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.
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tags: red stop people
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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tags: red blue paint
How do you catch a red elephant?
With a red elephant trap.
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What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.
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tags: red
What's red and not there?
No tomatoes.
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tags: red
whats red and goes wiggle waggle



a red wiggle waggle
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tags: red
whats brown red and lieing in a gutter





a wounded doo-doo
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tags: red
You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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