Jokes tagged red

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Why did the traffic light turn red?
Because it saw the other one changing!
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What's small red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator.
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How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A box of crayons.
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An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow.They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it issnowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they seeGeneral Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute.The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing,his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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tags: woman red face wife
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
So it could become a first-aid kit.
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What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
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What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise.
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tags: red blue
What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
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tags: red blue paint
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