Why did the traffic light turn red?
Because it saw the other one changing!
Jokes tagged red
[joke #12]
How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A box of crayons.
A box of crayons.
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow.They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it issnowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they seeGeneral Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute.The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing,his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
Both crews were marooned.