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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way -- unique up on him.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family ofsquirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own.This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of therabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate acorns and nuts instead of carrots. By the time it was half grown, the rabbit realizedthat it was different, so it went to its step-parents to discussthe problem.He said he was unsure of his place in the universeand was generally forlorn.His step-parents advised, "Don't scurry. Be hoppy."
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How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.
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Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink?
He found a leek there.
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare-line.
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A man walks into a bar with a dead rabbit. The people in the bar say "how did you get that?" Then the man says "me follow tracks me find rabbit. Then another man comes in with a dead deer and the people say "how did you get that?" He says me follow tracks me find deer. Then another man comes in and there is blood all over him and the people say "what happened?" and the man says "me follow trcks me get hit by train"
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Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, "Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" Rabbit replies, "No Bear, I don't. Why do you ask?" So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
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