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A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternatingrecurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee,and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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A general noticed one of his privates was behaving oddly. He'd pick up a piece of paper and say, "No, no, that's not it!" After some weeks he was seen by the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist concluded the private was deranged and wrote his discharge from the army. The private picked it up and said, "Yes, that's it!"
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