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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?
Because people are dying to get in.
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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?
When they lose their haunting licenses.
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There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town isrenowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem --the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another andoverrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran thedogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. Thedogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. Thepaper mills were shut down, and everyone left.But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills,saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in thetown, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us!The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
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Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
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There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?
66.
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If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand.
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Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan?
Because they only have Taipei.
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Why is a room full of married people empty?
There isn't a single person in it.
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Why did the stoplight turn red?
You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.
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Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool?
Because they are all wet.
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