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A man is playing golf with his priest, and not doing very well. After yet another fluffed shot, he swears: "Damn! Missed!". The priest is offended, and remonstrates, but after his next bungle, the parishioner swears again: "DAMN! Missed!" "If you continue swearing like that," the priest warns, "God himself will smite you." The parishioner, however, is so uptight about his game that he can't keep the oaths in when he next misses a shot. Immediately, there is a blinding flash of light, a deafening thunderclap... and where the priest was standing, there are now only a pair of shoes and a wisp of smoke. And a voice from the heavens booms: "Damn. Missed."
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Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
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Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
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