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A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom.

"Do a good job," she ordered, "and don't get any paint on your habits."

The nuns decided that the best way to not get paint on their clothes was to work in the nude. They had been painting for a couple of hours when there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" they asked.

"It's the blind man."

They figured that a blind man wouldn't be able to tell that they were naked, so they told him to come on in.

The door opened. "Hey, nice tits! Where do you want these blinds?"
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Q. What is black and white and screams?
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
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What's black and white and silver and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a harpoon through her head.
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Q. What is black white red, black white red, black white red, black white red, black white red, black white red, black white red and black white red?
A. A nun with a spear through her rolling down a hill.
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