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What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams.
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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?
He Apollo-gized.
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How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to its last quarter.
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What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?
Moon pi.
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What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunartick.
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A Jewish missionary went to Africa to educate a tribe of pygmies calledTrids. After a few weeks, during the first full moon, the Rabbi noticed theTrids getting nervous. Then all of a sudden, a giant gorilla came out ofthe jungle and started kicking the Trids up in the trees. The Rabbiconfronted the gorilla and said, "Pick on someone your own size!" The gorillareplied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
Eclipse it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, but no atmosphere.
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After the Americans went to the Moon, Leonid Brezhnev announced that the Soviets would be sending a man to the Sun.

The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!"

"What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"
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