What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?
He Apollo-gized.

What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?
Moon pi.

A Jewish missionary went to Africa to educate a tribe of pygmies calledTrids. After a few weeks, during the first full moon, the Rabbi noticed theTrids getting nervous. Then all of a sudden, a giant gorilla came out ofthe jungle and started kicking the Trids up in the trees. The Rabbiconfronted the gorilla and said, "Pick on someone your own size!" The gorillareplied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, but no atmosphere.