Jokes tagged horse

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A hobby horse.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, "Don't Fence Me In"?
Neither. Horses can't sing.
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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
A horse and rider.
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What kind of television do horses like?
Saddle-lite TV
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Why do they call a horse a horse?
Because they speak English.
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tags: horse english
How can you make a slow horse fast?
Don't give him any food.
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There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture. Their names wereRazzle and Dazzle. Every day they would race from one end of the pastureto the other. On the first day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caughtup, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster,Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose.The next day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzlepulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle,Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose.The third day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzlepulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle,Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. A dog who had beenwatching them race day after day finally asked them, "Why is it that Razzle always wins by a nose?" And Razzle said to Dazzle, "Look,Dazzle, a talking dog!"
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A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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