Jokes tagged green

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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
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tags: green
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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tags: green tree
How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A box of crayons.
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What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?
Moon pi.
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tags: moon green
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A fuel injected pickle.
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What's green and german?
Snotzis.
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tags: green german
What's green and walks through walls?
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
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tags: green friend
Q: What's green, and sings?



A: Elvis Parsley
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tags: green
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