What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
Jokes tagged green
[joke #56]
How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A box of crayons.
A box of crayons.
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?
Moon pi.
Moon pi.