When does an Irish potato change nationality?
When it's french fried.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Pole are in town for the Olympics, but they don't have tickets. The Englishman suggests a plan: "See that pile of construction material over there? We can take something from there and pretend to be an athlete, and they'll let us in."
The Englishman takes a long pole and carries it to the stadium gate. He tells the ticket taker, "Robertson, England, Pole Vaulting," and he is allowed in.
The Frenchman picks up a hammer and goes to the gate, saying "Danton, France, Hammer Toss." He too is let in.
The Pole grabs a roll of chain-link fence. At the gate, he says, "Koslowski, Poland, Fencing."
The Englishman takes a long pole and carries it to the stadium gate. He tells the ticket taker, "Robertson, England, Pole Vaulting," and he is allowed in.
The Frenchman picks up a hammer and goes to the gate, saying "Danton, France, Hammer Toss." He too is let in.
The Pole grabs a roll of chain-link fence. At the gate, he says, "Koslowski, Poland, Fencing."
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