What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
Jokes tagged elephant
Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?
Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!
Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!
How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?
When it's too heavy to lift.
When it's too heavy to lift.
How do you catch an elephant?
You dig a hole fill it with ashes and when the elephant walks by kick him in the ash hole!
You dig a hole fill it with ashes and when the elephant walks by kick him in the ash hole!
there was a man throwing sawdust out of a window and another man asked him 'why do you throw sawdust out of that window' the man replied 'to keep the elephants away' and the other man said 'but theres no elephants here' the man replied 'good stuff eh'
Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps
A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge
A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge