Jokes tagged elephant

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How do you fit an elephant in a safeway bag?



Take the S out of safe, and the F out of way.... Oh wait, there's no f'in way!
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How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
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Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Works pretty well, doesn't it?
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
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How do elephants smell?
Really bad.
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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.
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Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stomp out burning ducks.
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How are an elephant and a plum the same?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?
Five after one.
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How do you catch a red elephant?
With a red elephant trap.
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