How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you catch a red elephant?
With a red elephant trap.