Jokes tagged elephant

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If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?
The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.
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How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.
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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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tags: elephant stick
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
"Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
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Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!
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Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
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tags: duck elephant
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