If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?
The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.
Jokes tagged elephant
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[joke #17]
How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
[joke #78]
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
[joke #88]
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
"Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
"Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!