Daniel and Ginny are walking down the street one evening. As they pass one house, they hear loud shouting and crashes inside. Peter and Elizabeth Jones live there and are having a fierce argument. At the height of the quarrel, Peter picks up a table lamp, rips it out of the wall, and hurls it at Elizabeth. Elizabeth ducks, and the lamp flies past her through the window. It sails over Daniel and Ginny's heads. Daniel looks up and exclaims, "Soft! What light through yonder window breaks!"
Jokes tagged duck
[joke #48]
A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were readyto check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent,so they put it all on the duck's bill.
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.
Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There are more ducks on that side.
There are more ducks on that side.