Why did the dog roll down the hill?
It didn?t have any legs.
Jokes tagged dog
A man takes his dog to the vets. Vet said i will have to put youre dog down. Person says why. Vet says it is heavy.
Have you heard the one about the Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?
He lays awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
He lays awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
The buddhist walks up to the hot dog vendor and tells him to "make me one with everything."
...The vendor gives him a hot dog and the buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill. After a moment of waiting, the buddhist asks, "Where's my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Ahh, change must come from within."
...The vendor gives him a hot dog and the buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill. After a moment of waiting, the buddhist asks, "Where's my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Ahh, change must come from within."
Now while I enjoy the occasional nonsensical joke (Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap," so the other says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"), that's not why I find the "difference between a duck" joke so funny. Now a joke isn't funny if you have to explain it, but so many people have been expressing their incredulity at it that I feel compelled to defend it (and hopefully clear myself of the charges of witlessness). I always thought it was a very unique kind of joke I haven't heard any quite like it.
First, I think the question itself is funny. Why? Because it just fails to make sense at the last moment. Any way you attempt to parse it you get thrown for a loop. I guess it's a matter of taste whether you enjoy that or not.
The first answer continues in that vein with the same singular/plural confusion: It would make sense if it was "One of its legs is the same as..." or "Both of its legs are the same." Pieces of it make sense but not the whole put together I think it's something like a linguistic equivalent of the Penrose triangle. Actually, I think it is the equivalent, because that's exactly the same sense of amusement I get.
The second answer is the same, but additionally you can have fun trying to visualize the ludicrous image of a duck banging its head together when it walks.
The last one is just funny because it's absurd. I can't explain, just try to imagine acting it out to somebody.
By now, apart from thinking the joke is unfunny, you're also thinking what a loser this guy is trying to explain a bad joke and making a fool of himself in the process, so I'll just shut up now. But not before telling you the one about... ...the Buddhist who walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
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Oh, and when the guy hands him a hot dog, the Buddhist pays him and asks for his change. So the guy smiles and says, "Change comes from within."
First, I think the question itself is funny. Why? Because it just fails to make sense at the last moment. Any way you attempt to parse it you get thrown for a loop. I guess it's a matter of taste whether you enjoy that or not.
The first answer continues in that vein with the same singular/plural confusion: It would make sense if it was "One of its legs is the same as..." or "Both of its legs are the same." Pieces of it make sense but not the whole put together I think it's something like a linguistic equivalent of the Penrose triangle. Actually, I think it is the equivalent, because that's exactly the same sense of amusement I get.
The second answer is the same, but additionally you can have fun trying to visualize the ludicrous image of a duck banging its head together when it walks.
The last one is just funny because it's absurd. I can't explain, just try to imagine acting it out to somebody.
By now, apart from thinking the joke is unfunny, you're also thinking what a loser this guy is trying to explain a bad joke and making a fool of himself in the process, so I'll just shut up now. But not before telling you the one about... ...the Buddhist who walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
...
Oh, and when the guy hands him a hot dog, the Buddhist pays him and asks for his change. So the guy smiles and says, "Change comes from within."
Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that.
The second guy says, "Pet him, maybe he'll let you."
The second guy says, "Pet him, maybe he'll let you."
Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there's a Dog.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."