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A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up tothe bar and announced, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Before the days when dogs were used to sniff out drugs at airports,many different animals were tried, including chickens, due to theirsuperior sense of smell. Things went awry, however, when the Sergeant incharge of the Poultry Unit was arrested for drug trafficking. At hisarraignment, the Press was scandalized when he pled guilty, but heremained indignant. "What did you expect? I ran a fowl of the law!"
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How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?
Pooched.
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There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town isrenowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem --the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another andoverrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran thedogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. Thedogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. Thepaper mills were shut down, and everyone left.But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills,saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in thetown, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us!The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?
Out, out, damned Spot!
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What do you say when a dog runs away?
Dog-gone!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle
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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
They both have collar ID.
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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog. A building can't jump.
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