Jokes tagged cow

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
He wanted rich milk.
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Why are cows always broke?
The farmers milk them dry.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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What cows give each other when they meet?
A milkshake.
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Why do cows moo?
Because their horns don't work.
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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?
Milk and quackers.
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One day, a tall man in a cowboy hat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.
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Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the moovies.
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Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.
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