Jokes tagged cow

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?
Decalfinated.
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What did the boots say to the cowboy?
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it in the cow.
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What did the cow say to the masked robber?
Moo.
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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?
So he could shoot his mouth off.
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How does a cow add and subtract?
With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by itsdiameter?
Cow pi.
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What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
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Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A lumpy milkshake.
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