Jokes tagged cat

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A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon are sitting around talking about their families.

The Jewish guy says, "I have four sons. One more boy and I can have a basketball team."

The Catholic says, "Well, I have eight sons one more, and I'll have me a baseball team."

Not to be outdone, the Morman says, "I've got 17 wives. One more hole and I'll have myself a golf course."
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Guy walks into a bar and catches the barman's eye.

"Double whisky!" he shouts. The barman pours it, serves it and GULP, the guy knocks it back in one go.

"Are you alright, mate?" asks the barman.

"Sure," says the guy, "I'm celebrating - another double whisky!" Barman serves it, guy grabs it and downs it in one again.

"What are you celebrating?" asks the barman.

"Aaaaahhhh," says the guy "can't tell you - it's a secret. Another double whisky!". The barman serves it to him, the guy grabs it and downs it in one.

"Come on," says the barman, "you'll be pissed in a minute and tell me anyway - what're you celebrating?"

"Oh all right," says the guy, looking around furtively, "first blowjob!"

"Ohhhhhh, well done my son!" beams the barman, "here, have one on me!"

The guy peers at the drink, thinks, sniffs. "No thanks", he says, "if three won't get rid of the taste, nothing
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There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't.
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tags: cat people
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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tags: cat mouse
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