Jokes tagged car

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A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.
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tags: cow car cowboy boy
john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pulled him over, drew a circle on the ground and put john in the circle. once john was in the circle gary went to his car and pulled out a bat. he started to break all of the headlights on john car then he looked aver and john was cracking up so he broke all of the windows andlooked over at john who was still cracking up. he finnally asked him what was so funny and john said while you were busting up my car...i stepped out of the circle 4 times
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Q) What's grey and can't climb trees?
A) A car park.
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A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cream shop and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he gets the ice cream all over himself. He's goes back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic what was wrong with his car.

"Well," says the mechanic, "it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!!"
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tags: car penguin seal
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