Jokes tagged cancer

Results 1 - 4 of 4
Your search returned one page of results

A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him outand gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said."You have cancer and Alzheimer's.""Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."
  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
tags: doctor cancer
Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you. One is that you have cancer and is going to die soon. The other is that you have Alzheimers.

Patient: Oh. But at least I don't have cancer.
  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
tags: cancer
Doctor: "I've got bad news and good news. Which one do you want to hear first?". Patient: "The bad news" Doctor: "The bad news is that you've got cancer and only a few days to live" Patient: "Shoot!, what's the good news?" Doctor (smiling): I'm doing your wife!
  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
On Christmas morning two children are opening their presents. The younger gets a toy plane, remote control tank, a BB gun, two new bikes, and a XBOX 360. The older gets a sweater and a book. The younger begins to taunt the older brother saying "Look, I got way more presents than you."

The older replies, "Oh yeah? Well at least I don't have cancer!"
  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
tags: brother cancer
Results 1 - 4 of 4
Your search returned one page of results