JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes A list of 25 of the top rated jokes in the joke database at JokesAreAwesome.com http://jokesareawesome.com/rss/toprated/25 http://nata2.org en <![CDATA[Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? ...]]> Fo Drizzle]]> <![CDATA[ A man walked into a bar and sat down, ...]]> <![CDATA[ How do you catch a green elephant? Pai...]]> <![CDATA[ What does an apple and an apple tree h...]]> <![CDATA[ A club sandwich walks into a bar. The...]]> <![CDATA[ What's red and looks like a bucket? A ...]]> <![CDATA[ Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I...]]> <![CDATA[ What's blue and looks like a bucket? A...]]> <![CDATA[ How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a m...]]> <![CDATA[ How are an elephant and a plum the sam...]]> <![CDATA[ How do you catch a red elephant? With ...]]> <![CDATA[ There were two retired racehorses livi...]]> <![CDATA[ What's red and not there? No tomatoes.]]> <![CDATA[ A neutron went into a bar and asked th...]]> <![CDATA[What have you got when you have one cri...]]> A giant cricket.]]> <![CDATA[a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out ...]]>
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A: Get off.]]> <![CDATA[Two men are standing on a golf course. ...]]>
Just then, a wind picks up, and a lily pad is blown directly into the ball's path. The ball lands on the lily pad, and after a few seconds a frog hops up onto the pad, grabs the ball in its mouth, jumps off the pad and swims for shore.

When the frog reaches dry land, it spits out the ball, and no sooner has it disappeared into the water than a squirrel comes running up to the ball, grabs it in its paws, and scampers off across the grass. But before it can reach the trees, a hawk swoops down out of nowhere, grabs the squirrel in its talons, and begins to climb back up into the sky. Panicked and struggling to get free, the squirrel releases the ball from its paws, and with the altitude and speed gained from the hawk, the ball sails down in a long, clean fall straight into the hole. Hole in one.

The second man turns to the first, and says "OK, God. Are you going to play golf or are you going to fuck around?"]]> <![CDATA[Two brothers are separated at birth, on...]]>
"That sow is finest animal to ever live," proclaimed the farmer, "She saved my three children from the barn when it was burning down."

"When I fell from the tree over yonder, she ran all the way to town and fetched the doctor," he continued.

"And, when my wife went into labor in the middle of the night, she delivered my yongest son!"

Amazed, the city brother remarked, "that's quite a pig. But, what happened to her that she only has three legs?"

"Well, hell," said the farmer, "be a damn shame, eat a pig like that all at once."]]> <![CDATA[A traveling salesman is driving down a ...]]> <![CDATA[Q. How do you keep the neighbor's kids ...]]> <![CDATA[ Two television sets got married. The ...]]> <![CDATA[ What's the difference between one yard...]]> <![CDATA[ Why did the apple cry? Its peelings we...]]> <![CDATA[ There was a little boy by the name of ...]]>