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<![CDATA[why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more...]]>
he was already stuffed!]]>
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meet you in the valley!]]>
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<![CDATA[Two ships were at sea, a British one an...]]> So they radioed the Germans and said" mayday mayday. We're sinking!!"

Some time lapsed and the Germans replied, "what are you s-thinking about?"]]>
<![CDATA["A couple of New Jersey hunters are out...]]>
"The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

"The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'"]]>
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A chocolate BAA]]>
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He asks - Are you a pole vaulter?

Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans.]]>
<![CDATA[Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to pe...]]>
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.]]>
<![CDATA[What do real men do to please their wom...]]>
Real men don't care.]]>
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"I'm getting a fax."]]>
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