Joke 869

Monks in a Buddhist monastery had a silence vow. They could only speak a single sentence in a yearly ritual dinner, and only one of them per year. The day of the dinner arrived and the choosen monk said to another:

--- You ate some of my rice.

They resumed the ritual and their daily activites. In the next year, it was the time of the second monk to speak, and he said:

--- No I didn't.

Again they resumed the rotine, and a full year after it was the time for the supervisor monk to speak. At the ritual dinner, he got up and said:

--- Stop fighting, you two.
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