Joke 637

Recently someone nearly got away with stealing several paintingsfrom the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in,evading security, getting out, and escaping with the goods, he wascaptured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such afoolish error, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the VanGogh."
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tags: paint