Joke 414

So, I saw this friend of mine today. He was sitting in a chair, holding abag of candy drops, and crying. So I asked him, "Why are you crying?""Because I'm thinking of all these sad things," he said."But why?" I asked."Because I want to make myself cry," he said."Why would you do that?" I asked."Because I want to open this candy bag!" he said."How is crying going to help you open the bag?" I asked."It says here," he said, pointing to the bag, "Tear here!"
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