Joke 252

One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered ameans to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, nomoney needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' livesrequired putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients wasbaby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach tofind some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through aforest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefullystepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman."Officer," he said, "what's going on?""You're under arrest," said the policeman."But why?" he asked.The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across sedate lions forimmortal porpoises."
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