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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters.
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A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels.
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A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up tothe bar and announced, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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Why did the girl spray her clock?
It was full of ticks.
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Have you heard the joke about the bed?
No.
It hasn't been made up yet!
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Daniel and Ginny are walking down the street one evening. As they pass one house, they hear loud shouting and crashes inside. Peter and Elizabeth Jones live there and are having a fierce argument. At the height of the quarrel, Peter picks up a table lamp, rips it out of the wall, and hurls it at Elizabeth. Elizabeth ducks, and the lamp flies past her through the window. It sails over Daniel and Ginny's heads. Daniel looks up and exclaims, "Soft! What light through yonder window breaks!"
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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What do turtles do for fun?
Play hide and shell.
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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?
Because it nose.
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