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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.
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What does a cat say when he likes something?
It's purrrfect.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A fence.
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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?
An optical Aleutian.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a bad summer.
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A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his bosshow excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to bethe one chosen to run them. His boss turned him down."But why?" protested the hapless young man."Son," replied his boss, "Everybody knows that baggers can't be juicers."
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What do you call a frog with seven legs?
A seven-legged frog.
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Why did the apple cry?
Its peelings were hurt.
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