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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?
Decalfinated.
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What do animals read in zoos?
Gnus papers.
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Older Brother: "Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"
Younger Brother: "So what? I'm four!"
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Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too.
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How do you make any watch a stopwatch?
Don't wind it.
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Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
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A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He ordered a drink, and the giraffelay down beside him. The bartender barked angrily, "Excuse me, but you can'tleave that lying there!""Err," the man said, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
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Why were screams coming from the kitchen?
The cook was beating the eggs.
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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?
That hit the spot.
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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?
They are both up to something.
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tags: mom
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