Why did the traffic light turn red?
Because it saw the other one changing!
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[joke #15]
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a tellernamed Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frogpulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheapknick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheardthe conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundredyears old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give thatfrog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
[joke #16]
Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?
Because he only made a good buccaneer.
Because he only made a good buccaneer.
[joke #17]
How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
[joke #20]
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood andbecame a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields andnever amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as thelesser of two weevils.